binkley

a binkley is a type of east african fertility statue that usually possesses an unusually large man spear

Hey jenn, you should come over and see the binkley i brought back from my trip to Kenya!

by nono187 February 12, 2008

Binkley

A word used to describe a fat or overstuffed blunt.

Brother! Where are you at?! Your boy just rolled a straight up binkley!

After school I plan on turning on the old tube with gramps and rollin' up a couple binkleys.

by 420BluntMaster April 23, 2014

binkley

A man characterized by inherent male superiority and in incredible drive to do everything sweet imaginable.

A man who never makes mistakes; is naturally incapable of flaw. He also makes going bald look extremely stylish.

"Wow, that guy is really impressive at everything he does, he's such a Binkley."

"Even though that guy is balding quite a bit, I find him irresistibly attractive. Must be a Binkley."

by Collin91288 February 12, 2008

Binkley

A male, usually (but not limited too) of Asian decent that exhibits signs of male pattern baldness while accompanied with the medical condition of having a micro phallus.

My girl Lisa is going on a blind date later, she says she hopes he’s not a Binkley.

by Pyro625 May 6, 2018

Binkley Spacetrucker

A very nice old man who loves making spacetrucking 3D models for a yet to exist spacetrucking game.

How's it going Binkley Spacetrucker

by Soulex November 6, 2021

Bingley Time

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers

Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Dirty Bingley

Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard

Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019