binkley

a binkley is a type of east african fertility statue that usually possesses an unusually large man spear
Hey jenn, you should come over and see the binkley i brought back from my trip to Kenya!
by nono187 February 12, 2008
mugGet the binkleymug.

binkley

A man characterized by inherent male superiority and in incredible drive to do everything sweet imaginable.

A man who never makes mistakes; is naturally incapable of flaw. He also makes going bald look extremely stylish.
"Wow, that guy is really impressive at everything he does, he's such a Binkley."

"Even though that guy is balding quite a bit, I find him irresistibly attractive. Must be a Binkley."
by Collin91288 February 12, 2008
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Binkley

A word used to describe a fat or overstuffed blunt.
Brother! Where are you at?! Your boy just rolled a straight up binkley!

After school I plan on turning on the old tube with gramps and rollin' up a couple binkleys.
by 420BluntMaster April 23, 2014
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Binkley Spacetrucker

A very nice old man who loves making spacetrucking 3D models for a yet to exist spacetrucking game.
How's it going Binkley Spacetrucker
by Soulex November 06, 2021
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Binkley

A male, usually (but not limited too) of Asian decent that exhibits signs of male pattern baldness while accompanied with the medical condition of having a micro phallus.
My girl Lisa is going on a blind date later, she says she hopes he’s not a Binkley.
by Pyro625 May 06, 2018
mugGet the Binkleymug.