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Bingo-dabbered

When a man goes pee, doesn't wipe the tip, then jumps into bed with his loved one and pokes him/her with his wet tip in the back.
Ugh! Baby you just bingo-dabbered me again !
Bingo-dabbered by dirtydozen February 1, 2015

Bingo Dabber

When giving a blowjob you often have the penis dipped into your eye either by choice or forced.
I looked accross and saw LSLaws on his knees whilst Raj was being a Bingo Dabber.
Bingo Dabber by MatrixwolfRN November 21, 2010

Bingo Dabber

A male penis that bares resemblance to the childhood craft toy one used as an infant. It is circumcised and looks almost like a Goomba from Mario Bros. 1 in 7 guys you know have the possibility of having a bingo dabber.
“I hooked up with this guy last night and he had a bingo dabber, never happening again”
Bingo Dabber by rayne1974 May 8, 2018

bingo-dabbing

when the tip of a penis wet with pre-ejaculate is poked against the bare skin of another person.
stop bingo-dabbing me and stick it in already!
bingo-dabbing by alekseithefreak September 8, 2022

Bingo Dabber

When you spread your ass cheeks on a window and you push out a little turd til it touches the window then you suck it back up and it just leaves a brown circle.
Just put my bingo dabber on my exes windshield
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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