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Bing Bang Bong

the best fricking catchphrase in the world
*bumps in to person*

person: what the hell dude?!
me: Bing Bang Bong my phat shlong.
Bing Bang Bong by the big brain guy September 11, 2019

Bing-bang-bong 

To have intercourse.
“I think we’re going to bing-bang-bong tonight.”
What the hell does that mean?”
“Check the urban dictionary.”

Bing-bang-bong 

An incorrect way to describe raucous sexual activity, usually anal. It's commenly used by foreigners, namely those from Khazakstan.
"Please, you can come stay my house, eat my food, and make bing-bang-bong in anoose of my brother."
Bing-bang-bong by Fun-times October 8, 2009

bing bang bong mix 

Bing bang bong mix is a funny way to say bong mix when you smoke weed.
"Yo what are you smoking"
"I'm smoking bing bang bong mix"

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.
as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

Bing Bang Bongo

Joey: Can we have sex while you stare deeply into my eyes?
Bobby: Of course, Joey!
Joey: Yay, ya never know until you ask. Bing Bang Bongo that’s how it’s done.
Bing Bang Bongo by lilacburn October 22, 2025