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baker fuck

When a male performs sexual intercourse to an overweight female's fat roles.
"This bitch was huge. I couldn't find her pussy so I had to baker fuck her."
baker fuck by abaddonis January 13, 2007

Baker fuck

Chill out baker fuck your acting like an idiot nimrod I don't think you need anymore weed
Baker fuck by I remember April 5, 2016

Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.
Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

Baker's Fuck

The act of having sexual intercourse on an oven, using kitchen utensils.
Me and my hot girlfriend did a Baker's Fuck.

I don't give a Baker's Fuck.
Baker's Fuck by Ash104 May 1, 2011

yikes on fucking bikes 

When something absolutely insane happens. So insane that a more intense reaction than wtf is needed.
Person 1: "Dude last night I made out with my stalker ex while I was plastered at a party." Person 2: "yikes on fucking bikes

Christ On A Fucking Bike 

Christ on a Bike, but in Spades.

(But only used as an epithet of outrage and frustration)
"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)

"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"