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baker fuck

When a male performs sexual intercourse to an overweight female's fat roles.
"This bitch was huge. I couldn't find her pussy so I had to baker fuck her."
baker fuck by abaddonis January 13, 2007

Baker fuck

Chill out baker fuck your acting like an idiot nimrod I don't think you need anymore weed
Baker fuck by I remember April 5, 2016

Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.
Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

Baker's Fuck

The act of having sexual intercourse on an oven, using kitchen utensils.
Me and my hot girlfriend did a Baker's Fuck.

I don't give a Baker's Fuck.
Baker's Fuck by Ash104 May 1, 2011

yikes on fucking bikes 

When something absolutely insane happens. So insane that a more intense reaction than wtf is needed.
Person 1: "Dude last night I made out with my stalker ex while I was plastered at a party." Person 2: "yikes on fucking bikes

Christ On A Fucking Bike 

Christ on a Bike, but in Spades.

(But only used as an epithet of outrage and frustration)
"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)

"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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