baker fuck

When a male performs sexual intercourse to an overweight female's fat roles.

"This bitch was huge. I couldn't find her pussy so I had to baker fuck her."

by abaddonis January 12, 2007

Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.

Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

by The Civil Word Servant October 17, 2010

Baker fuck

Big time stoner imbicle

Chill out baker fuck your acting like an idiot nimrod I don't think you need anymore weed

by I remember December 27, 2016

Baker's Fuck

The act of having sexual intercourse on an oven, using kitchen utensils.

Me and my hot girlfriend did a Baker's Fuck.

I don't give a Baker's Fuck.

by Ash104 April 10, 2011

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee March 23, 2016