big turd 

n. the largest, most humongous log of defecation one has produced in months

"Holy hell, I just dropped a big turd in there and it won't go down. Do we have a plunger?"

or

"I spent 3 hours trying to pinch out that big turd! Damn, what did I eat last night?"

big turd by Flopsy Mopsy Poopytail August 21, 2008

big turd 

Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.

"Dude, is that a big turd? Ya'know, I'm getting pretty hungry all of the sudden..."

big turd by big Pepe man April 10, 2022

big turd in a little toilet 

A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..

That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"

big turd in a little toilet by Duty Dog June 22, 2014

big turd in a little toilet 

A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..

That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"

big turd in a little toilet by Duty Dog June 22, 2014

doggy_big_turd 

He is a sexy monke who beats u in 1v1

Doggy_big_turd is the best

doggy_big_turd by Doggy_big_turd March 21, 2022

The Big Turd 

David Cameron's idea to transform his party from an uncaring, money driven party into an uncaring, money driven party whose dirty work is carried out by unpaid serfs.

I want to transfer my turds over to you to clean up. This is what I mean by The Big Turd. It's all about you cleaning up my shit. Your country needs you..... To clean up the shit. This is The Big Turd

The Big Turd by Mr Big Turd October 7, 2010

big chief turd in the face 

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!

There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

big chief turd in the face by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016