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he look it’s jim the local big nonce
big nonce by Cocko.. January 2, 2020
Words you can keep
famous and upcoming soundcloud rapper
yo did you hear that BIG NONCE song called MOOSE
BIG NONCE by BIG-NONCE834 April 14, 2021

FUCKING BIG NONCE

Some one who likes to touch kids and is big
Connor you are a FUCKING BIG NONCE!

Big Boned Nonce 

Hi!
Get out me swamp ya big boned nonce
imma shank your children mate cuz am a big boned nonce
Big Boned Nonce by NibberFlaggot December 18, 2017

big fat nonce

That josh Stevenson is a proper big fat nonce
big fat nonce by Ur mum gay 123456 February 18, 2019

Big stroky nonce

A spurs fan who is deluded and likes to eat cheese on toast as a special dish.

And still thinks fOrTnItE is good
Do you like a big stroky nonce?
No they are deluded
Ok wanna play fornite battle royale
Oh hell nah

Big club nonce 

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.
BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.
Big club nonce by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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