big dick bandito 

A criminal who specializes in the abduction of large, veiny dicks and balls whilst simultaneously wielding a large penile instrument themselves.

Bob: Did you see the news last night? There was another attack by a big dick bandito.
Stacy: Yeah, I heard that they were able to snatch three penises of colossal size. Quite impressive, if I'm being honest.

big dick bandito by largepenilebandito July 1, 2021

big dick bandito 

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

big dick bandito by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019

Big Dick Bandit 

When a guy with a bigger dick steals your girl.

Don't let the big dick bandit get close to your girlfriend, you've been warned.

Big Dick Bandit by Blueballsswaylee February 25, 2017

big dick bandit 

A person who has an above-average sized cock and seeks out females to put the cock to use. Usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.

Eric watched as Mr. Collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, "watch out, here comes the big dick bandit!"

big dick bandit by Eric Russell1 April 14, 2007

Big Dick Bandit 

Someone with a large penis. A phrase made Popular by the Drake/Lil' Wayne song "Im Going In"

"I'm just doing me and you could never understand. Chicks get hammered, big dick bandit. Money flowin' like a slit wrist no bandage." - Drake

Big Dick Bandit by IHateMsSeversonAndMsRuelle April 4, 2010

Big Dick Bandit 

When your man so damn fine, you can't help but throw the pussy at him. It don't matter if u mad, sad, or feeling however. If Daddy wants it, he's damn sure gonna get it.

Jason Sachsel, you really are my Big Dick Bandit! Nomatter what I try, I just can't resist you.

Big Dick Bandit by JessTHEbest424 September 23, 2022

Big Dick Bandit 

A man with a less than average size penis that steals the penises of larger men.

E:I'm a total Big Dick Bandit and you just can't stand it.

L:You steal the dicks of men?

Big Dick Bandit by Herpderpington July 10, 2010