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A criminal who specializes in the abduction of large, veiny dicks and balls whilst simultaneously wielding a large penile instrument themselves.

Bob: Did you see the news last night? There was another attack by a big dick bandito.
Stacy: Yeah, I heard that they were able to snatch three penises of colossal size. Quite impressive, if I'm being honest.

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big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

big dick bandito by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019

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Big Dick Bandit

When a guy with a bigger dick steals your girl.

Don't let the big dick bandit get close to your girlfriend, you've been warned.

Big Dick Bandit by Blueballsswaylee February 25, 2017

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big dick bandit

A person who has an above-average sized cock and seeks out females to put the cock to use. Usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.

Eric watched as Mr. Collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, "watch out, here comes the big dick bandit!"

big dick bandit by Eric Russell1 April 14, 2007

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Big Dick Bandit

Someone with a large penis. A phrase made Popular by the Drake/Lil' Wayne song "Im Going In"

"I'm just doing me and you could never understand. Chicks get hammered, big dick bandit. Money flowin' like a slit wrist no bandage." - Drake

Big Dick Bandit by IHateMsSeversonAndMsRuelle April 4, 2010

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Big Dick Bandit

When your man so damn fine, you can't help but throw the pussy at him. It don't matter if u mad, sad, or feeling however. If Daddy wants it, he's damn sure gonna get it.

Jason Sachsel, you really are my Big Dick Bandit! Nomatter what I try, I just can't resist you.

Big Dick Bandit by JessTHEbest424 September 23, 2022

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Big Dick Bandit

A man with a less than average size penis that steals the penises of larger men.

E:I'm a total Big Dick Bandit and you just can't stand it.

L:You steal the dicks of men?

Big Dick Bandit by Herpderpington July 10, 2010

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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