big dick bandito

A criminal who specializes in the abduction of large, veiny dicks and balls whilst simultaneously wielding a large penile instrument themselves.
Bob: Did you see the news last night? There was another attack by a big dick bandito.
Stacy: Yeah, I heard that they were able to snatch three penises of colossal size. Quite impressive, if I'm being honest.
by largepenilebandito July 01, 2021
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