big TOM

a large overweight native who serves no purpose in life..but is employed at the local bus station..he arrives at work with 24's of honey lager falling out of his truck..he is never clean or presentable..even to a dirty bum living on the street....... example:chirs french

big tom...hook me up with a 24 and a pack of cigos..

by mark palmer March 15, 2004

Big Tom

when your dad walks into your room for no reason with nothing but a jock strap on, and screams at you "You wish you were as big as me, "Yeah, YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!" and walk outside and feeds his turtles

hey ian, that dude just pulled a Big Tom on his kid.

by ithiller April 12, 2007

Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

Big Tom Wolff

A kid that knows that He's a BIG MANN

how bout that tom

you mean BIG TOM WOLFF?

Yeah, he's a big mann

by HERMAN MCYIGGLES January 20, 2008

Big Dick Tom

Verified user on all big Dick subreddits, has a massive dong and likes to show it.

Person 1: have you heard of Big Dick Tom?

Person 2: Yes! I follow his Reddit u/BaronBrixius

by U/BaronBrixius March 20, 2023

Big Dick Tom

The man with the ultimate, supreme dick. So good you will crave it.

This is big dick tom. There is no other dick like it.

by Banterboss March 8, 2025