Big Tom 

when your dad walks into your room for no reason with nothing but a jock strap on, and screams at you "You wish you were as big as me, "Yeah, YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!" and walk outside and feeds his turtles

hey ian, that dude just pulled a Big Tom on his kid.

Big Tom by ithiller April 12, 2007

big TOM 

a large overweight native who serves no purpose in life..but is employed at the local bus station..he arrives at work with 24's of honey lager falling out of his truck..he is never clean or presentable..even to a dirty bum living on the street....... example:chirs french

big tom...hook me up with a 24 and a pack of cigos..

big TOM by mark palmer March 15, 2004

Big Tom Johnson 

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

Big Tom Johnson by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

Big Tom Wolff 

A kid that knows that He's a BIG MANN

how bout that tom

you mean BIG TOM WOLFF?

Yeah, he's a big mann

Big Tom Wolff by HERMAN MCYIGGLES January 20, 2008

Big Dick Tom 

Verified user on all big Dick subreddits, has a massive dong and likes to show it.

Person 1: have you heard of Big Dick Tom?

Person 2: Yes! I follow his Reddit u/BaronBrixius

Big Dick Tom by U/BaronBrixius March 20, 2023

Big Dick Tom 

The man with the ultimate, supreme dick. So good you will crave it.

This is big dick tom. There is no other dick like it.

Big Dick Tom by Banterboss March 8, 2025

Tom Marshalls Big Nose 

Tom Marshalls big nose is used to scare off oncoming jews.

Whats bigger? u or ur nose (tom marshalls big nose)

Tom Marshalls Big Nose by Tom Marshall’s Nose September 9, 2020