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BillOntario 

An overweight homosexual Canadian who spends his entire life posting on ESPN message boards, with the sole purpose of interrupting conversations between other users by posting messages of extreme length and massive character count.
BillOntario: FACT.

Other User: Time to leave. Bill is here to spam.
BillOntario by Bucman October 19, 2011
Related Words
bidlo Bidiot Bilo bidoof Billows Billo Bildo biddo Bideo Bidophile

Bidoof’s Law 

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.
Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”
Bidoof’s Law by plasticmild September 17, 2019
The god Pokémon, the one who saved us from the calamity, the one who we pray for everyday, you might not know it but they are always there, so strong yet so tiny, able to chop trees with one chop, able to carry humans to safety with ease, able to smash rocks with one mighty punch, able to climb mountains in seconds, able to move boulders like they are nothing, able to swim up the tallest water falls, and when the world is in our last moments of hope bidoof will be there ready to save the day
“All hail bidoof”
Bidoof by TheBidoof May 2, 2018
A layman's term for an individual who has biclopism, a debilitating genetic mutation that causes him or her to have two eyes. Biclopism is one of the most common genetic mutations found in humans, along with mono-penisism and biboobism. The seriousness of this mutation is supported by the fact that almost 100% of all humans are born with two eyes.

This genetic mutation is also common in most earthborne vertebrates.
Cyclops: "Hey! It's what's his name, from the surface, the biclops."
biclops by Biclopism sufferer August 22, 2012
An idiot on a bicycle - someone cycling and phoning at the same time without their hands on the handlebars and going through a red light or two generally causing chaos and neglecting all known traffic laws.
Look at that bidiot over there. I hope he falls of his damn bike and smashes his phone.
bidiot by Danlod2 November 14, 2018

King Bidoof 

Noun
Person who acts really stupid but is super awesome and popular. Often pulls many hoes and is known for his very unique and sometimes very gay style of clothing.
Person 1: You see that dude over there playing with fire? He's so stupid. How does he get girls?
Person 2: he's a king bidoof of course.
King Bidoof by The Real Bidoof March 15, 2013