An overweight homosexual Canadian who spends his entire life posting on ESPN message boards, with the sole purpose of interrupting conversations between other users by posting messages of extreme length and massive character count.

BillOntario: FACT.

Other User: Time to leave. Bill is here to spam.

BillOntario by Bucman October 19, 2011

Related Words

bidlo • bid long • Bidiot • bidoof • biddo • Bideo • Bidophile • Biblo • Bigloo • bedlock

Bidoof’s Law

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.

“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”

Bidoof’s Law by plasticmild September 17, 2019

Bidoof

The god Pokémon, the one who saved us from the calamity, the one who we pray for everyday, you might not know it but they are always there, so strong yet so tiny, able to chop trees with one chop, able to carry humans to safety with ease, able to smash rocks with one mighty punch, able to climb mountains in seconds, able to move boulders like they are nothing, able to swim up the tallest water falls, and when the world is in our last moments of hope bidoof will be there ready to save the day

“All hail bidoof”

Bidoof by TheBidoof May 2, 2018

biclops

A layman's term for an individual who has biclopism, a debilitating genetic mutation that causes him or her to have two eyes. Biclopism is one of the most common genetic mutations found in humans, along with mono-penisism and biboobism. The seriousness of this mutation is supported by the fact that almost 100% of all humans are born with two eyes.

This genetic mutation is also common in most earthborne vertebrates.

Cyclops: "Hey! It's what's his name, from the surface, the biclops."

biclops by Biclopism sufferer August 22, 2012

bidiot

An idiot on a bicycle - someone cycling and phoning at the same time without their hands on the handlebars and going through a red light or two generally causing chaos and neglecting all known traffic laws.

Look at that bidiot over there. I hope he falls of his damn bike and smashes his phone.

bidiot by Danlod2 November 14, 2018

King Bidoof

Noun
Person who acts really stupid but is super awesome and popular. Often pulls many hoes and is known for his very unique and sometimes very gay style of clothing.

Person 1: You see that dude over there playing with fire? He's so stupid. How does he get girls?
Person 2: he's a king bidoof of course.

King Bidoof by The Real Bidoof March 15, 2013

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026