The god Pokémon, the one who saved us from the calamity, the one who we pray for everyday, you might not know it but they are always there, so strong yet so tiny, able to chop trees with one chop, able to carry humans to safety with ease, able to smash rocks with one mighty punch, able to climb mountains in seconds, able to move boulders like they are nothing, able to swim up the tallest water falls, and when the world is in our last moments of hope bidoof will be there ready to save the day
“All hail bidoof
by TheBidoof January 11, 2018
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A very simple Beaver-like Pokemon you can catch in the beginning of certain Pokemon games. Its simplicity is what makes it so powerful. Defeating another player with this Pokemon feels good to do but bad to be done to. This Pokemon can only be loved or hated.
I hope one day to be the greatest Bidoof trainer this world has ever seen!
by famguy3 August 1, 2011
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A pokemon from the Diamond & Pearl series, that is commonly used as an HM bitch. Unfortunately, Bidoof cannot learn Fly.

Can also be used as an insult.
I taught my Bidoof Surf, Flash and Cut!

You're such a Bidoof!!!
by D Ched January 14, 2008
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1. To engage in sexual intercourse in such a manner that the bed or other reclining surface on which the coitus occurs rocks back and forth, making a "bidoof" sound.
2. To engage in sexual intercourse while the recipient is on all fours and the giver is behind, causing the giver's testicles/thighs to slap against the recipient.
3. A Normal-type Plump Mouse Pokémon first seen in the Diamond and Pearl versions, in the Sinnoh region. It is #399 in the Pokédex, 0.5 m tall, weighs 20.0 kg, and known as Bippa in Japan. It evolves into Bibarel at level 15. It can defeat nearly any other Pokémon, except another Bidoof, with little effort.
Did you two get to bidoof last night?
My Pokémon cannot survive the onslaught of Bidoof!
by bidoofboi69 November 10, 2018
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As #399 in the pokedex, people love this adorable little beaver. Somehow, it has become an idol to the pokemon community, being a very weak "route 1 normal type" that was only used as an HM slave. Although, now, it is praised an the pokemon community for those exact reasons, and people refer to it as "the god pokemon", i hope this helps.
Person 1: I caught a bidoof today!

Person 2: Wow, the god pokemon?!
by Toadtags October 18, 2022
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