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Butt fuck in tits, bascially means you are engaging in the strenuous activity of butt fucking, but suddenly you realize that you are actually titty fucking your partner, this may come as a surprise to the fucker, but not to the fuckee.
Francis- gaah fuck i though i was butt fucking you
Nancy- hell no ass pirate you were titty fucking me the whole time
Francis- ahh fuck my dick i have to get my eyes checked i didnt know i was bfit!
bfit by anal seepage on your face August 14, 2009
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Mendel Bfit

Yo I almost passed out from Mendel Bfit’s aura today
Mendel Bfit by Sexyhexy June 2, 2026
Related Words
bfit BFITA BFITL bfitm BFITU bfitw bfitwute Mendel Bfit
best friends in the world
ily! we're bfitw
used mostly at the end of a message
bfitw by s1p3o May 28, 2007
Best Friend In The Universe, normally your top friend the one that you've known probably the longest or you connect with the most, the friend that you're not afraid to say that crazy mother fucker is my BFITU, this title is not to be taken lightly and is only for cool people to use. The term was first created by Angel Buscemi and Britt Scidurlo the first orinigal BFITU's then stolen by Matt Brostowski and Ashley Honigman.
Yeah I'm going to a party at my BFITU's you should come with.

Pronounciations:
1. Ba Fit Too
2. Be Eff Eye Tee You (either way works)
BFITU by Brodog12274 January 23, 2010
Acronym for Butt Fucked In The Ass. Used as shorthand so as not to offend anyone at work, family, in public, etc.
"Man my electric bill was $293 this month". It usually doesn't break $200.

"Yeah you really got BFITA on that one".
BFITA by JPV June 11, 2006
Carly: "I've been talking to this kid."
Rachael: "Oh really?"
Carly" "Yeah he is my bfitm (b.f.it.m)
bfitm by Kelly226xo July 24, 2010

bfitwute 

Best friend in the world until the end
Person 1: We have known each other forever, and we can tell each other everything.

Person 2: Yea I know its great. You are definetly my bfitwute!!
bfitwute by bladecx321 March 17, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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