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boyfriend id like to fuck

basically ur friends boyfriend whos so hot that ud wanna fuck em as well
girl 1: omg ur boyfriend is so hot 🤩
girl 2: ikr 🥵
girl: damn he's such a bfilf id luv to smash him 😋
bfilf by snottyassboy October 30, 2021
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BFILF • bilf • BMILF • brilf • BDILF • bfflfe • BFIL • BSILF • BWILF • Bailf

bilfegro 

You seen that bilfegro foo.
bilfegro by Fegroz July 12, 2021
Best friends for life for ever.
Whal3r and Razerzzedge are the epitome of BFFLFE!! Nothing will tear their friendship down!
BFFLFE by Razerzzedge February 10, 2023
Bilf is an acronym that stands for “Bee i’d like to fuck.” Follow Jayybirdlive on twitch for more information.
“omg barry’s dad in the bee movie was such a bilf”
Bilf by Mushr00mz July 18, 2021
Lea ~ "Holy shitkebabs; see that beautiful bloke over there with a massive beard?"

Victoria ~ "Yeah, what a BILF, let's go fondle it!"
BILF by ichbintimothy February 5, 2014
Possibly the most versatile word in any language. Though it sounds like "some b word I'd like to fuck," bilf actually refers to semen, but can be used much like fuck in that while someone can be bilfing, can bilf all over the place, can be full of bilf, and can be bilfed upon or into, they can also be referred to as a Bilf.
Damn hot mama, I'm gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.

Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf

You bilf nugget

you bilfing moron.

I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.
bilf by esoterism October 28, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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