Bilf 

Bilf is an acronym that stands for “Bee i’d like to fuck.” Follow Jayybirdlive on twitch for more information.

“omg barry’s dad in the bee movie was such a bilf”

Bilf by Mushr00mz July 18, 2021

BILF 

Beard I'd Like to Fondle

Lea ~ "Holy shitkebabs; see that beautiful bloke over there with a massive beard?"

Victoria ~ "Yeah, what a BILF, let's go fondle it!"

BILF by ichbintimothy February 5, 2014

bilf 

Possibly the most versatile word in any language. Though it sounds like "some b word I'd like to fuck," bilf actually refers to semen, but can be used much like fuck in that while someone can be bilfing, can bilf all over the place, can be full of bilf, and can be bilfed upon or into, they can also be referred to as a Bilf.

Damn hot mama, I'm gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.

Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf

You bilf nugget

you bilfing moron.

I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.

bilf by esoterism October 28, 2009

BILF 

A Family Guy joke made by Stewie. A play on the phrase MILF. Stands for Baby I'd Like to Fuck

Stewie: OMG what a BILF

BILF by Mardy M January 17, 2011

BILF 

A boss I'd like to fuck.
1. Someone epic who's way out of the league of the person using the term that they secretly fantasize about in the shower.
2. The boss / employer of the person using the term.

1.

A: But have you seen J Law?? She's such a BILF!
B: Hell yeah!

2.

A: Mr Dennis is like super hot. He's such a BILF!
B: That's gross and concerning. You are really lonely.

BILF by GayFoyc August 21, 2016

bilf 

Babysitter
I'd
Like to
Fuck

Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!

bilf by just another cracka July 9, 2003

bilf 

"baby I'd like to f*ck" as said by Stewie on family guy....it's only cool for him to say it...if you say it then you're just a pedo

Stewie: Oooh ooh bilf! She's a total bilf!

bilf by squishy-tishy January 17, 2011