Bilf

Bilf is an acronym that stands for “Bee i’d like to fuck.” Follow Jayybirdlive on twitch for more information.

“omg barry’s dad in the bee movie was such a bilf”

by Mushr00mz July 18, 2021

Bilf

Acronym: Brother I'd like to fuck.
N. Term applied to hot (usually older) brothers of best friends (bfs) or aquaintences. Used when around said targets sibling or other friends who know of siblingship.
Akin and sometimes used in place of the rarer Filf (Family I'd like to fuck; i/e:cousin, step siblings ect., aunts, uncles, cousins inlaw - of friends)
Derivitive of Milf
Note: does not denote an incestual connotation.

Jason: hey (passing to the kitchen)
Jess(studying, overtaken by jasons hotness): Your brothers a bilf.
Lynn: what?
Jess: Is he seeing anyone?
Lynn: What!?....your fucking crazy.

by A.L.F. August 30, 2006

Bilf

Bro I'd like to F-----------play sports with or watch TV. No homo man. Weight Lifting and.... bro hugs

Aw dude! You're a bilf. Wanna hang out at the game later?

by TacoLlamasLLC November 8, 2015

Bilf

a very good looking butler that you would like to interact sexually with.

oh my lord, did you see that Bilf that opend the door for me...he was gorgeous

by JDM240sx May 1, 2011

Bilf

Bitch I'd Like to Fuck

Spanish: Yo that's a Bilf son

Lambert: the fuck is that?

Spanish: Bitch I'd Like to Fuck

by Sauoce aKa The Peoplez Champ December 3, 2009

Bilf

Bilf is a Black girl I'd Like to Fuck.

Look at that ass, that's a BILF!

by bonkheads July 19, 2009

Bilf

Bestie I'd like to fuck

Friend 1: Damn your bestie is so hot
Friend 2: Yeah he/she is such a bilf

by riri<33 June 15, 2021