ichbintimothy's definitions

BILF

Beard I'd Like to Fondle

Lea ~ "Holy shitkebabs; see that beautiful bloke over there with a massive beard?"

Victoria ~ "Yeah, what a BILF, let's go fondle it!"

by ichbintimothy February 5, 2014

Glizzie

Someone called Lizzie, who has the memory of a goldfish

Tim: "Hey Lizzie, did you remember that keyboard I showed you?"
Lizzie: "wait, what, I don't remember what happened five minutes ago"
Tim: "You're SUCH A GLIZZIE"

by ichbintimothy March 8, 2023

Bed Lasagne

Sexy times

Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar

"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"

Say less bro. Say less.

by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023

Namaslay

The zen-like zone you get into when riding gets wavy on your bike at a trail, park or just when things come together extra dreamy.

You almost forget the ride because you were so in the zone.

Josh: Man, I nearly rode straight into that tree just now, I don't know why they always jump out in front of me!?

Jordan: I don't even remember the entire trail, I was just getting loose and having a gnarly time.

Josh: namaslay man, namaslay.

by ichbintimothy May 29, 2017