BWILF

Acronym for Battered Woman I'd Like to Fuck.

After seeing the photos of Dana Perino's black eye following the Iraq shoe-throwing incident, I must say she is one sexy BWILF!

by twiddlebug December 21, 2008

BWILF

Acronym for But Wednesday Is Like Friday

when someone gets really drunk on a wednesday night after giving blood (double red), and someone else gives him a hard time for it. a friend would reply "But Wednesday Is Like Friday," (BWILF) man.

by gamma phi gamma December 23, 2009

BWILA

An acronym used by the legendary wizard Merlin. (Beautiful Woman I’d Like to Ask out)

Merlin: Are there any BWILA’s
Noble Knight: No... but there is a MILF

by Garshkinez April 2, 2021

BWILA

Beautiful Woman I'd Like to Ask Out

When you're Merlin and you see a BWILA across the bar, so you cast charm and put on your robes of speech to give yourself + 1 Charisma.

by i9incher April 2, 2021

BWILA

An acronym meaning

Beautiful

Woman
I’d
Like
to
Ask out

Dammit! There are no BWILAs anywhere in this damn bar!

by GrafZeppelinBismarckTirpitz April 1, 2021

BWILA

Beautiful Woman I'd Like to Ask out

Oh, Look at such a babe, she's definitely a BWILA, and perhaps I shall

by what's happening here April 2, 2021

BWSILF

Bear With Sunglasses I'd Like to Fuck

Dude, now that is a BWSILF.

by Julialouisel February 3, 2009