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to scoff or ridicule A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER FOR BEING SO GODDAMN STUPID

"how do I know which pair of scissors is for left handed people?"

"Bfft, STFU!"

bfft by crazybucket May 26, 2009

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bfft

best friends for tonight, when you meet someone out and you become instant besties, but only for that night. usually involves taking a lot of drunk pictures together

dude i know we just met but you are already my bfft

bfft by atkpshow November 19, 2010

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BFFT

best friends fuck together

hey bro tonigth we are looking for girls tonight BFFT!

BFFT by yonk121334 January 8, 2010

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Bfftlewe

Best Friend For Totally Like Ever, Without Exception

I love her, she’s my bfftlewe.

Bfftlewe by Mlm04 July 16, 2018

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bfftroml

best friend for the rest of my life

ex. Beyonce is my bfftroml.

bfftroml by curlygoddess March 17, 2016

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bfftw

best friend for the win; the kind of friend you can depend on for anything and will help you whenever you have a problem

There is an old saying that says a good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a best friend will sit with you in jail for the night. Well a BFFTW will break you out of jail using a helicopter, just so the two of you can go to a movie together.

bfftw by N1CK5TER April 8, 2008

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BFFTC

Best
Friends
For
This
Class

It's the people you only talk to when you're in the class you have with them; as soon as the bell rings, you don't noe each other.

Me: OMG Shardenay, you're my BFFTC!!!!

*bell rings*

Shardenay: HEYY GURLL

Me: Do I know you?

BFFTC by eyyDL June 22, 2009

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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