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to scoff or ridicule A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER FOR BEING SO GODDAMN STUPID
"how do I know which pair of scissors is for left handed people?"

"Bfft, STFU!"
bfft by crazybucket May 26, 2009
Words you can keep
best friends for tonight, when you meet someone out and you become instant besties, but only for that night. usually involves taking a lot of drunk pictures together
dude i know we just met but you are already my bfft
bfft by atkpshow November 19, 2010
Related Words
bfft bffttr BFFTAB BFFTC bfftddup BFFTF BFFTFLEO BFFTIAB Bfftlewe BFFTP
hey bro tonigth we are looking for girls tonight BFFT!
BFFT by yonk121334 January 8, 2010
Best Friend For Totally Like Ever, Without Exception
I love her, she’s my bfftlewe.
Bfftlewe by Mlm04 July 16, 2018
ex. Beyonce is my bfftroml.
bfftroml by curlygoddess March 17, 2016
best friend for the win; the kind of friend you can depend on for anything and will help you whenever you have a problem
There is an old saying that says a good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a best friend will sit with you in jail for the night. Well a BFFTW will break you out of jail using a helicopter, just so the two of you can go to a movie together.
bfftw by N1CK5TER April 8, 2008
Best
Friends
For
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Class

It's the people you only talk to when you're in the class you have with them; as soon as the bell rings, you don't noe each other.
Me: OMG Shardenay, you're my BFFTC!!!!

*bell rings*

Shardenay: HEYY GURLL

Me: Do I know you?
BFFTC by eyyDL June 22, 2009
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