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to scoff or ridicule A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER FOR BEING SO GODDAMN STUPID

"how do I know which pair of scissors is for left handed people?"

"Bfft, STFU!"

bfft by crazybucket May 26, 2009

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bfft

best friends for tonight, when you meet someone out and you become instant besties, but only for that night. usually involves taking a lot of drunk pictures together

dude i know we just met but you are already my bfft

bfft by atkpshow November 19, 2010

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BFFT

best friends fuck together

hey bro tonigth we are looking for girls tonight BFFT!

BFFT by yonk121334 January 8, 2010

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Bfftlewe

Best Friend For Totally Like Ever, Without Exception

I love her, she’s my bfftlewe.

Bfftlewe by Mlm04 July 16, 2018

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bfftroml

best friend for the rest of my life

ex. Beyonce is my bfftroml.

bfftroml by curlygoddess March 17, 2016

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bfftw

best friend for the win; the kind of friend you can depend on for anything and will help you whenever you have a problem

There is an old saying that says a good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a best friend will sit with you in jail for the night. Well a BFFTW will break you out of jail using a helicopter, just so the two of you can go to a movie together.

bfftw by N1CK5TER April 8, 2008

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BFFTC

Best
Friends
For
This
Class

It's the people you only talk to when you're in the class you have with them; as soon as the bell rings, you don't noe each other.

Me: OMG Shardenay, you're my BFFTC!!!!

*bell rings*

Shardenay: HEYY GURLL

Me: Do I know you?

BFFTC by eyyDL June 22, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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