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A very annoying cute stupid girl who alaways thinks she is the best at everything she does and is one of the kindest funniest people I have ever known! Also she can be very persuasive!! Beware she will get you to do what she wants you to.
Betony: Can I have some sweets 🍭?

Answer: Yeah sure!
Someone else: Can I have some sweets 🍭?
Answer: No way they are not good!
betony by Someone strange February 4, 2018
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To have a big head. Named after Ho Creet for breaking the Guiness Book Of Records in having the largest head circumference. Also can be associated with Hitler as Joseph Beton's father was Adolf. Joseph was a member of the 'Beton-Bashers' and the 'BigHead Family'.
Jake: OMG Tim you git! your such a bighead!
Tim: Don't lie! I'm not part of the Betons.
Beton by Joseph Bed-Wet February 27, 2008
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monsieur bĂ©ton 

Someone with an enormous rock solid dick, that every woman dream about.
Look at Daniel over there with his huge weiner , what a monsieur béton !
monsieur béton by RobMichels December 7, 2018

Beton-Slam

The Slam of Beton! Originated by the Beton-Bashers.
BigHead did the Beton-Slam!
Beton-Slam by Umar The Chick3n February 22, 2008
Someone with an extreme love for soccer (football).
Me: Damn, this kid is crazy about soccer.
Phil: I know, what a Betoya!
Betoya by mnbh10 August 1, 2017
The prettiest and cutest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s is really funny usually making “that’s what she said!” And “thats what he said!” Jokes . But the more you get to know Bethony you’re going to realize that’s shes more than just funny, she’s really sweet. When your down she usually knows somehow and sends you the sweetest paragraphs and put you in the best mood ever. Shes always there for you no matter what.
Look at how beautiful Bethony is!

Joseph Beton 

When a person performs a Joseph Beton, it is said that they open up there anus and stuff as many cakes down it as possible!
Drury: "I eat iced buns in one bite."
Joseph Beton: "I eat iced buns through my arse because i'm so fucking fat."
Joseph Beton by A_Warrenist October 22, 2010