betoney

Person who fakes everything, especially sicknesses. Tries to fit in, but tries too hard resulting in many arguments. Is pretty on the inside not so much the outside... but hey you do you :)

I feel like a BETONEY today.

betoney by 12345678jfdqsdfghjjvcswer567 February 17, 2017

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bethney

usually wears glasses and blonde hair, never knows when to end an argument, or when to stop trying to force things, but is really good at softball and band

Wow bethney you took that too far...

bethney by chairey March 4, 2018

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betoney • betaney • bethney • betony

betony

A very annoying cute stupid girl who alaways thinks she is the best at everything she does and is one of the kindest funniest people I have ever known! Also she can be very persuasive!! Beware she will get you to do what she wants you to.

Betony: Can I have some sweets 🍭?

Answer: Yeah sure!
Someone else: Can I have some sweets 🍭?
Answer: No way they are not good!

betony by Someone strange February 4, 2018

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betaney

She is a cool person she has fluffy hair and lots of dogs her favorite person in the whole world is Alicia. She is yee yee but acts swag ash. #ghettocountry4life

Alicia’s bestie is betaney

betaney by Bigbootyl0verm1lf November 23, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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