Bellcrease (or Bellcreaser) (noun): An insult, originally used to describe a man whose bell-end has become creased or crushed for whatever reason. Thought to have originated in County Durham, England, its use is becoming more widespread in several parts of the country.
'bellcrease' or creaser in fact refers to a gay due to the creasing of the stomach muscles when bending over in order to recieve a cock up the batty. However, one may use it as general term of abuse, comparable to gaylord.
The 'bell' prefix is used simply as an indication of the tip of the male genitalia and the target's love thereof.
"Duncan is such a bellcreaser. He'dcrease for a piece of taleggio"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.