bellcrease

Bellcrease (or Bellcreaser) (noun): An insult, originally used to describe a man whose bell-end has become creased or crushed for whatever reason. Thought to have originated in County Durham, England, its use is becoming more widespread in several parts of the country.

"That Harry is an absolute bellcreaser," observed Gary.

bellcrease by Corkin July 31, 2006

bellcrease

'bellcrease' or creaser in fact refers to a gay due to the creasing of the stomach muscles when bending over in order to recieve a cock up the batty. However, one may use it as general term of abuse, comparable to gaylord.
The 'bell' prefix is used simply as an indication of the tip of the male genitalia and the target's love thereof.

"Duncan is such a bellcreaser. He'd crease for a piece of taleggio"

bellcrease by napier August 1, 2006

bellcreaser 

Bellcreaser (noun): One who has creased their bell, or who has caused someone else's bell to crease (Brit slang). For full definition, see bellcrease.

"Argh, get off me you fucking bellcreaser!" exclaimed Nicholas.

bellcreaser by Corkin August 1, 2006

bellcheese 

The build up of a yellow fungus around the head of a todger. It is secreted by glands beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

My Bellcheese is like rubber

bellcheese by El Thommo August 2, 2003

bellcheese 

A common insult for someone, implying the victim(s) have fungal irregularities on their nether regions.

Steely, you are a bellcheese!

bellcheese by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

Bellcheese 

The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen

I can feel my bellcheese building up

Bellcheese by John December 1, 2003

bellcheese 

Alison Dyer.

bellcheese by Anonymous October 1, 2003