Corkin's definitions

coconut boost

(noun) Word used to label a person who, often in an unfamiliar environment, trusts to his/her extensive knowledge of nostalgia when choosing a topic of conversation.
Origin: According to nostalgic legend, a coconut version of the famous Boost chocolate bar once graced confectionery shelves across the country.
Sometimes shortened to coboo.
See nostalgist and taleggio.

"Hey, guys, does anyone remember Count Duckula?" inquired the coconut boost.

by Corkin July 31, 2006

nostalgist

(noun) One who looks constantly to nostalgia to save the day.
This word has been adopted by young culture in cities across the country. Regional slang synonyms include coconut boost and taleggio.

"Oh, I know!" exclaimed the nostalgist eagerly, "Remember Rosie and Jim?"

by Corkin July 31, 2006

bellcreaser

Bellcreaser (noun): One who has creased their bell, or who has caused someone else's bell to crease (Brit slang). For full definition, see bellcrease.

"Argh, get off me you fucking bellcreaser!" exclaimed Nicholas.

by Corkin August 1, 2006

crake

1. An adjective used to describe something inadequate or shoddy. Often most effective when it is said in an exaggerated voice, for instance rolling the R.
2. An exclamation appropriate when one has just realised that one has done something silly/stupid.

1. "Man, that film was crake."
2."Aw, CRRRRRAKE!! I locked my keys in the car!"

by Corkin July 31, 2006

bellcrease

Bellcrease (or Bellcreaser) (noun): An insult, originally used to describe a man whose bell-end has become creased or crushed for whatever reason. Thought to have originated in County Durham, England, its use is becoming more widespread in several parts of the country.

"That Harry is an absolute bellcreaser," observed Gary.

by Corkin July 31, 2006

kraemus

1. Kraemus (adjective): Anglo-Germanic term used to describe something inadequate or poor.
Origin: Originally used by tennis legend and pundit Boris Becker during analysis of a tennis match at Wimbledon.

2. Kraemus (noun): Anglo-Germanic word used in an English language context, meaning excrement. Has been adopted by English Becker fans.

1. McEnroe: "What do you think of that shot, Boris?"
Becker: "Nein, vee don't allow kraemus at Vimpledon."

2. "Yo, mate, I might be a while, I'm going for a kraemus."

by Corkin August 1, 2006

sap on

An insulting exclamation aimed at a person over which one has triumphed.

"I'm better than you!" exclaimed Duncan, "Sap on!"

by Corkin July 30, 2006