Definitions by Corkin

bellcreaser 

Bellcreaser (noun): One who has creased their bell, or who has caused someone else's bell to crease (Brit slang). For full definition, see bellcrease.

"Argh, get off me you fucking bellcreaser!" exclaimed Nicholas.

bellcreaser by Corkin August 1, 2006

kraemus

1. Kraemus (adjective): Anglo-Germanic term used to describe something inadequate or poor.
Origin: Originally used by tennis legend and pundit Boris Becker during analysis of a tennis match at Wimbledon.

2. Kraemus (noun): Anglo-Germanic word used in an English language context, meaning excrement. Has been adopted by English Becker fans.

1. McEnroe: "What do you think of that shot, Boris?"
Becker: "Nein, vee don't allow kraemus at Vimpledon."

2. "Yo, mate, I might be a while, I'm going for a kraemus."

kraemus by Corkin August 1, 2006

crake 

1. An adjective used to describe something inadequate or shoddy. Often most effective when it is said in an exaggerated voice, for instance rolling the R.
2. An exclamation appropriate when one has just realised that one has done something silly/stupid.

1. "Man, that film was crake."
2."Aw, CRRRRRAKE!! I locked my keys in the car!"

crake by Corkin July 31, 2006

taleggio 

(noun) A person who talks almost constantly about nostalgia. May also engage in nostalgic activities and/or buy nostalgic items. See coconut boost.

"Man, that guy is one hell of a taleggio."

taleggio by Corkin July 31, 2006

coconut boost 

(noun) Word used to label a person who, often in an unfamiliar environment, trusts to his/her extensive knowledge of nostalgia when choosing a topic of conversation.
Origin: According to nostalgic legend, a coconut version of the famous Boost chocolate bar once graced confectionery shelves across the country.
Sometimes shortened to coboo.
See nostalgist and taleggio.

"Hey, guys, does anyone remember Count Duckula?" inquired the coconut boost.

coconut boost by Corkin July 31, 2006

nostalgist 

(noun) One who looks constantly to nostalgia to save the day.
This word has been adopted by young culture in cities across the country. Regional slang synonyms include coconut boost and taleggio.

"Oh, I know!" exclaimed the nostalgist eagerly, "Remember Rosie and Jim?"

nostalgist by Corkin July 31, 2006

bellcrease

Bellcrease (or Bellcreaser) (noun): An insult, originally used to describe a man whose bell-end has become creased or crushed for whatever reason. Thought to have originated in County Durham, England, its use is becoming more widespread in several parts of the country.

"That Harry is an absolute bellcreaser," observed Gary.

bellcrease by Corkin July 31, 2006