bestill 

the Resulting action of "PAUSING" an activity involved due to an 'ALMOST' overload of EXCITEMENT...

What she whispered in my ear, caused my heart to "BESTILL" for more than just a moment or two, then resumed at a very 'quickened' pulse rate!

bestill by g.foe1956 April 8, 2020

Bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is bestiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

Bestiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

Bastille 

Bastille is an amazing band from London. The members consist of Dan, Kyle, Woody and Will. They are called Bastille because Dan's birthday is on the 14th of July (Bastille Day). Dan is the singer, Kyle is keyboards, Woody is the drums and Will is the guitar/bass. They are known for their songs, "Pompeii", "Bad Blood" and "Flaws", but they have loads of other unreal covers and songs. In other words, they're amazing.

"I really want to see Bastille playing in the Indiependance festival in Mitchelstown, Cork." said Ben

Bastille by b_a_s_t_i_l_l_e April 22, 2013

Bastille 

Perfection in the form of 4 extraordinary people who go by the name of Dan, Woody , Will and Kyle. They are best known for songs such as Pompeii that got to number 2 in the UK charts and other songs such as bad blood and flaws who were all written by them. They are a UK band that could quite happily be compared to perfection. The lead singer is Dan smith who first started his career as a solo artist and became a band in 2010.

Did you hear bastilles new song? its perfect.

Bastille by bastillesangel October 13, 2013

crypto-bestiality 

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses

1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!

crypto-bestiality by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009

Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen

The act of doing something incredibly dumb but succeeding in the end.

1: "You think I can fall down onto the pile trashbags and not die from this height?"

2: "I don't know man, I'm taking the safe route"

*1 proceeds to jump from a 80 meter high radio antenna onto a pile of trashbags and survive*

2: "1 tut grad einfach Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen"

Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen by mungryy December 29, 2020

bestiality

a form of animal abuse where a human has sexual contact with an animal

person 1: I'm actually really into bestiality. what are your views on it?
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.

bestiality by Lavafox August 23, 2020