bestieness
The measure of how awesome two besties are together. Usually based on factors such as stretcher carry-ability and the ability to talk about Arrow."
bestieness by Zooooommmm September 29, 2018
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Bestness
Bestness by GooD oL JR July 16, 2008
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bestiewestie
“bestie westie”, is a very special term. it is made to only apply to two people; calum hood, and me, however other people may say the term verbally. often, when it is said, it is accompanied by a similar hand symbol to this🖖
bestiewestie by microwavedeggs July 28, 2021
Bestietestieestieforestie
Bon Jovi is my bestietestieestieforestie
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second bestness
Second bestness is when you know you are not the first choice if somebody asks you to be someone (wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend) or to do something (i.e. become the boss). You know that someone else was first choice and altough you accept the offer, it rankles and stays wth you forever, turning you into a bitter, overbearing person.
"I think Mum's feeling of second bestness is why she's always so horrible to me - knows Dad wanted to or should have married someone else."
second bestness by mimbijones April 7, 2023
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