A girl that you can tell anything to and she will just listen.... a girl that will comfort you when your sad... a girl that will cuddle with you when your lonely... She's always what you want in a person to be with you forever...
It's your female best friend when you're a guy. She's your bestie who happens to be your girl. Not, I repeat, NOT your girlfriend. These are two separate people.
"My girl bestie hates my girlfriend." "Why, cause she's jealous?" "No, she'd rather chewbusted glass than bust it open. She thinks my girl is a snakey bitch."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'