Being an alternative to waifu, a bestgirl is ones favourite character in an anime or a manga
memer1: Krulcifer Einfolk is bestgirl
memer2: You need a real girlfriend instead of a waifu memer1: Fuck off, 2d girls are better
memer2: Sure but you cant fuck your computer
memer1: I can use a fleshlight while browsing pictures on my computer
memer2: ggwp
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'