Besser 

a spinless man afraid of living alone

dude Mandy found herself a besser

Besser by wonderbread1213 August 11, 2008

Besser 

A person who claims to love some-one but actuly fancys someone else (that i call a duck). Usely the victim is a neek and ends up emotionly dead and is left alone for the rest of the however long until they find some-else.
My last attempt to post this was rejected so I've used less names in this one

Besser: (to victim after liking for a couple of weeks): hey (name here) do you wana go out do that disco
Victim: (bright red): um... Sure why not

2 weeks later

Besser: ITS OVER! come on (ducks name here). Lets go to that disco you saw

victim (pissed off at every-one): WHAT THE F*** that was the only person i ever liked my life is RUINED

Besser by BobHazUzi November 5, 2010

Marta besser 

An ugly abomination that shouts a lot and it uses to be as noisy as a morocco in playafels.

Stop doing that, you are being like marta besser

Marta besser by paluluus4 September 25, 2018

Besterestest Friend

A person that is better than a friend, and even better than a best friend.

A person that is closer to you and that knows you better than your normal friends.

A person who will always be there for you. You can literally count on anytime of day. For example, you can randomly call them at 2 a.m. and they'll pick up and talk to you all night if you need to be cheered up.

A person who knows just what to say to make you laugh or smile on the days when you don't want to.

A person who knows you the way they know the back of their hand.

A person you can talk to about everything and anything, from the most random funny topics to the most serious topics. You can be totally honest with this person.

A person you don't have to act fake around because they accept you for who you are, no matter how lame you are.

She is Daisy's besterestest friend even if she's a loserface.

guy: You're my besterestest friend!

girl: Aww, you're my besterestest friend too!

Besterestest Friend by nikachu(: October 7, 2009

besserwisser 

From German. Meaning "knowing better". And that's exactly what it refers to, like the more common "smart ass" or "wise ass", or even "smart elick" (smart aleck). A besserwisser - or wise ass - is a person, often intellectual, or at least pseudo-intellectual, who thinks he or she has more general knowledge about things than most others. It can be correcting language mistakes in grammar and spelling, or it can be within a specific topic like everything from politics, geography and baseball to history and science - anything you can imagine!

- You know that "bananarama" dude at the Madonna forum? Jeesuz, he's so annoying! Such a besserwisser! Whenever I make the tiniest spelling mistake, he's there immediately to correct me and make me look everything but good. And whenever there's a discussion, he always claims he is the one with the correct answer. Every single time - it never fails! Even though I've caught him in misleading knowledge at least a handful of times!

besserwisser by queerboyoslo December 20, 2005

besner fever 

a serious medical condition where a person becomes undeniably infatuated with a particular person

She has totally caught besner fever for Lee.

besner fever by saeods December 4, 2010

Berserk

Berserk is a long-running manga series written by Kentaro Miura in 1990 which is set in a medieval Europe-inspired fantasy world. The story centers around Guts, a mercenary with a very large sword and a dark past, Casca , his ill-fated lover and Griffith, Guts's former best friend, who betrayed him in order to become a powerful god-like demon.

The manga was adapted into a 25-episode anime series which covers Guts's origins with Griffith and Casca while they were members of a mercenary group called The Band of the Hawk. When Guts and Griffith's luck finally turns, the Band of the Hawk arc ends messily, and the series returns to the present day to show the deep-rooted effects of everything that happened in the previous arc.

The manga is a masterpiece in terms of storytelling and artwork with well-developed characters and an interesting fantasy setting. Think of it as a manga equivalent of "A Song of Ice and Fire".

"In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will."

-Berserk Anime Opening Narration

Berserk by lazyass247 March 20, 2013