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Bessert

Having dessert for breakfast.
A: What do you want, porridge, toast?
B: Nah - I really could go for some bessert like waffles and creme.
A: Good idea let me know when it’s ready.
by Notanic March 24, 2023
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besserwisser

From German. Meaning "knowing better". And that's exactly what it refers to, like the more common "smart ass" or "wise ass", or even "smart elick" (smart aleck). A besserwisser - or wise ass - is a person, often intellectual, or at least pseudo-intellectual, who thinks he or she has more general knowledge about things than most others. It can be correcting language mistakes in grammar and spelling, or it can be within a specific topic like everything from politics, geography and baseball to history and science - anything you can imagine!
- You know that "bananarama" dude at the Madonna forum? Jeesuz, he's so annoying! Such a besserwisser! Whenever I make the tiniest spelling mistake, he's there immediately to correct me and make me look everything but good. And whenever there's a discussion, he always claims he is the one with the correct answer. Every single time - it never fails! Even though I've caught him in misleading knowledge at least a handful of times!
by queerboyoslo December 20, 2005
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She's a Bessette, you know she's a BAMF.
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Bossert

the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of
You really bosserted that one up
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Bressert

Bressert (n) is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. The sweet end to breakfast, much as dessert is to dinner.
'Dude, my favourite part of breakfast is bressert. Did you see those cronuts?!'
by terri2028 October 22, 2016
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Bressert

A food item of the sweet category, that can be eaten for either breakfast or dessert.
Goddamnit, Mary are you eating dessert for breakfast? No Frank it's bressert.
by Professor Cockinbutt July 9, 2017
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Besserer

The gayest of gay no way to be gayer (some times with gimp leg)
Look at Besserer he is so gay AHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Cooper May 15, 2004
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