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Berwald
A Berwald is an extremely tall guy, usually with blond hair and glasses, who keeps a scary expression most of the time. Underneath his scariness, he is a real sweetheart and is very reliable. Berwalds have a tendency to claim people as their "wife" and will most likely stay with and protect that person with their lives.
Berwald by Russia Lupin November 2, 2011
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Bertal • Bertalan • Bertalicious • bertaly • imre bertalan • Bert Alert • Bert Algood • bertation • berta • Bertil
Bertle
The Bertle is a rotund, pear like torso. It's not until you see the Bertle 'front on' does one understands the extent of 'over weight' which stretches out from the stomach to the love handles (or belly ears).
The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.
This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.
The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.
This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.
Example 1:
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.
Example 2:
A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.
Example 2:
A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!
Bertle by Gibs-a-rum December 30, 2013
Bertil
A nice guy that most people like, he can though be a little impertinent som times.
His nice hair and his big dick makes all the ladies go crazy
His nice hair and his big dick makes all the ladies go crazy
Bertil by flødefader November 1, 2019
Berta beef
A product from the fine ranchers in Alberta. Known to be better than both Japanese and Australian wagyu. Ideal cooking method is hotly contested.
Berta beef by darkwebz August 9, 2019
Berta
Gorgeous girl who truly is a dream girl for every guy on earth! If you meet her once you won't forget her for the rest of your life. Her flirty and spontaneous character attracts people and makes her Miss-Popular. She's charming and friendly and she always gets what she wants. Irresistible- the word that describes her best!
Berta by YouKnowThat April 29, 2012
Heavy Bertation
Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.
Heavy Bertation by Bryan Ganman March 5, 2011
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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