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A Berwald is an extremely tall guy, usually with blond hair and glasses, who keeps a scary expression most of the time. Underneath his scariness, he is a real sweetheart and is very reliable. Berwalds have a tendency to claim people as their "wife" and will most likely stay with and protect that person with their lives.
Person 1: I met this scary guy at IKEA, but he was such a sweetie.

Person 2: He must be a Berwald.
Berwald by Russia Lupin November 2, 2011
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The Bertle is a rotund, pear like torso. It's not until you see the Bertle 'front on' does one understands the extent of 'over weight' which stretches out from the stomach to the love handles (or belly ears).

The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.

This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.
Example 1:
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.

Example 2:

A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!
Bertle by Gibs-a-rum December 30, 2013
A nice guy that most people like, he can though be a little impertinent som times.
His nice hair and his big dick makes all the ladies go crazy
wow his dick is so big
are you talking about Bertil
yeah
Bertil by flødefader November 1, 2019

Berta beef 

A product from the fine ranchers in Alberta. Known to be better than both Japanese and Australian wagyu. Ideal cooking method is hotly contested.
Joint Boy: You better believe its Berta beef.
Berta beef by darkwebz August 9, 2019
Gorgeous girl who truly is a dream girl for every guy on earth! If you meet her once you won't forget her for the rest of your life. Her flirty and spontaneous character attracts people and makes her Miss-Popular. She's charming and friendly and she always gets what she wants. Irresistible- the word that describes her best!
Berta- you know you want her!
Berta by YouKnowThat April 29, 2012

Heavy Bertation 

A general state of confusion, usually at an awards show or other celebrity event.
Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.