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Heavy Bertation
Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.
Heavy Bertation by Bryan Ganman March 5, 2011
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Bertation
Something that must have been heavy during the 2011 Grammys according to news anchor Serene Branson.
"Well a very, very heaveh, ah heavy do it bertation tonight. We had a very dares-dareson...bite let's go ahead, terris tazingless to the bit and have the pet." -Serene Branson
Bertation by jackson edison March 15, 2011
Heavy Bertations
When one loses the capacity to speak proper english while on camera or in the presence of any other living thing!
Heavy Bertations by proy21 March 14, 2011
Wii-bernation
Wii-bernation by jenna bee January 28, 2009
Bertation
Bertation, a term coined by CBS News' Serene Branson, can be simply defined as a massive error in a normal sentence, where it gives the impression you are either
a.) Possessed by demons
b.) Mentally retarded
c.) Having a stroke
d.) From the moon.
a.) Possessed by demons
b.) Mentally retarded
c.) Having a stroke
d.) From the moon.
Heavy Bertation
Serene Branson's signature phrase after the 2011 Grammy awards during a live newscast when she could speak nothing but sheer jibberish for over 10 seconds.
Well, a very very heavy — Heavy Bertation tonight. We had a very daris-darrison fight. Let’s go ahead terrace taze English for the bit to have the pick.
Heavy Bertation by ironic777 March 4, 2011
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