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Bertified 

To have your avatar face replaced with Bert's (Sesame street).

It started off at the exercise section of bodybuilding.com, as one person wanting their avatar 'Bertified' and others soon followed, for teh lulz.
1. John just got Bertified.

2. Hey guys, Bertify me for teh lulz.
Bertified by Lucifer13x August 14, 2009
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Berienified 

Having been made in the imagine or likeness of humorously named fictious character Berien McCochiner.
Aww man, you're totally berienified.
Berienified by Matt Rock May 6, 2005

bernified 

To do a project in such shoddy or half assed fashion it may not work or be worth having but you're proud of the job you did. "He Bernifield the ceiling fan with duct tape and a clothes hanger to hold the blades on".
He bernified his tail pipe, wiring it up with a bungee cord. Hope he makes it home.
bernified by Queen of the valley February 13, 2019
I was bligified when my dad grounded me
Bligified by Ahhhhhhh123 November 3, 2019
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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