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bergoffen 

A teacher with an ear fetish
Mr. Bergoffen gave us useless work
bergoffen by μse November 30, 2018
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bergoffen 

Teacher with an ear fetish
Mr. Bergoffen gave us a lot of useless work
bergoffen by μse November 30, 2018

broffence 

When an individual commits an act which would classify them as a bro. Broffence's can range in severity from misdemeanors such as excessive gel use to felonies like multiple popped collars.
Wow Adrian I didn't think it was possible... 4 popped collars!!!! That's a broffence that is punishable by death
broffence by Rowdy_Roddy360 July 11, 2009

broffended

When someone says something about one of your friends that you find offensive.
Your Girlfriend: Hey, your friend Chad is a douche.

You: He is not a douche. I'm broffended by your comment.
broffended by joeljeezy January 8, 2014

Besoffen 

The German word for Drunk.
Ech bin Besoffen, trans: I'm drunk
Besoffen by Drew Z April 27, 2005

broffensive 

Attempting to assert ones superiority over another via masculinity
He had too much to drink and went on the broffensive. He went out on the dance floor and started chest checking some random guy trying to start a fight or something

A: Check out how JACKed my arms are bra
B: Dude stop being so broffensive
broffensive by PsychoMF April 13, 2019

bergonjeng 

"eh kau ni bergonjeng je keje !"
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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