bergen academies

A living hell for 8th graders. Full of smart asians and smart people with an actual sense of humor. Only the best of the best in each town in Bergen County come to this school. The best personalities, the best wits, the best people skills. The work is supposedly too much, but with these humorous teachers and these amazing students thats highly doubted. Sherlock, doctor who, and several types of glee and anime drawings are up on the lockers. The lockers also don't have locks, because there is a trust policy. This school is the best of Bergen County, the kids are all the cool cats, you will see several of the "tumblr folk" inhabiting this school. You are usually accepted no matter who you are, and sleep or do work in lunch. You also live in the school. The bus can pick you up from around 7am and school can end at 6. Thats almost 12 hours, not including sports. Also known for its several free periods. Honestly, if you can get accepted into this school I love you. Also better than any other academy in bergen county. HELL for 8th graders because its either you get into this royalty or go to a shitty highschool (hyperbole). Come to this school for everything really. The best singers and artists, the coolest cats in everywhere. It's amazing.

8th grader: Did you get accepted into Bergen Academies?

8th grader B: Naah.... But Sue did.

8th grader A&B: she's got it good.

bergen academies by valerie. October 3, 2013

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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