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benjuman 

Asshurger now suck my tird
I’m benjuman you to tonight
benjuman by Manginatestical May 27, 2021
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benjimango 

A cool guy. Very pog and so cool. And commonly found near an eekno
"Oh hey look its a Benjimango and a Eekno hanging out"-John

"I bet Benjimango gets so many bitches"-everyone
benjimango by BenTheUR DEV April 29, 2022

benjiman 

A fucking dick who is a actually kinda cool
B-rad: wow, who the fuck is that dope ass dick?

Bro: that’s Benjiman. The dopiest kid in school who’s pulling all the bitches.
benjiman by nahtattack December 21, 2019

Benjeman Franklin 

A man that has never died and will never die. Known as a god of all religons. Has the largest "male" organ ever known, trippling the size of ron jeremie's. Behind the assasination of both Abraham Lincoln and JFK. Master of his domain. Wrote both the Theory of Evoloution and Family Guy. Main advisor for Adolf Hitler, Jesus, Darth Vador, and Barack Obama. The father of "the most interesting man you will ever meet" from the Dos Equis commercials. He has his own religion and it is know as christianity. He also founded the Peace Corpse and Empire from Star Wars. Created the platipus and Man-Bear-Pig. His best friends are Kim Jong Il and himself. In the future he will be known as the leader of Robots and Computers of the Technology Revoloution in the year 3001.
Robot1: Benjeman Franklin is my leader
Athiest1: mine too
Benjeman Franklin by Gregan February 6, 2009

Benjaman 

A smart cool iconic guy, he’s calm, cool and caring. His love extends beyond the realms of convention and is inclusive of all.

Benjaman are the life and soul of a party but similarly reserved and shy around new people. You can trust a Benjaman as they are loyal and devoted to the ones they love.

Never fuck over a Benjaman as they take revenge in dark and impressive ways. So you have been warned!
Look there goes Benjaman, what a cool caring guy!
Benjaman by Mr Beej November 23, 2021

benjaman 

The cutest and funniest man on earth. He’s dashingly handsome and wholesome. The kinda guy you should build a life with and be grateful for every single day!
Benjaman will cook you dinner and be cool with eating it with a blanket
benjaman by Monkey Yellowheart November 23, 2021

Joshua Benjiman Morgan 

A man of a man. Lives in England, beats the shit out of bears and curb stomps baby seals without crying.

Usually accosiated with gaming, being very good at it. Also can be used in situations of greedyness, hatred or being unorganized.

Le End.
"Joshua Benjiman Morgan came round my house and whored MW3"
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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