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Bends my bucket

I spent two days on this painting and my teacher gave me a C! That really bends my bucket.
by bleedbleed March 19, 2019
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bends to the left

Somthing that every man is affected with. It is a clinical disease that makes your penis bend to the left. In some cases its lets you hit places you've never felt before. Other times it just looks weird
1. hey man, mine bends to the left
2. Hey! Mine does too
by unbeaten-Turtle April 25, 2022
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Bends Babe

An individual characterized as consistently operating under pressure while maintaining their charm & beauty. Derived from "the Bends," which is a type of sickness caused by rapid decompression.
"She's working 2 jobs & taking classes full-time, but you can't tell if she's tired or not. She always looks good. She's a bends babe, bro."

"They're waiting for you to fail, but you're always on top of your game. You're the bends babe they want to be."
by BendsBabe January 24, 2021
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bends my cock

When a person or act is found to be so annoying that it actually creates feelings of anger and pain, almost as if someone is bending your cock.
It bends my cock
by Airborne Les October 7, 2009
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the bends

N. Decompression sickness, caused when a diver moves from a high-pressure environment to one of low pressure too rapidly, causing bubbles to form in their bloodstream as gases in pressurized, liquid form quickly revert to their natural state. Symptoms include: blotchy rashes, coughing spasms, dizziness, unconsciousness, and a bizarre inability to bend joints (hence, the phrase the bends).
Hours after the inexperienced diver rocketed from 200 feet to the surface of the ocean, he felt ill and discovered he was suffering from the bends.
by Lo September 1, 2004
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the bends

i just want to say that #3 on the definition list is wrong.
Radiohead did not use 'the bends' as a metaphor for drugs - it was (quite an obvious, i thought) metaphor for their fast rise to the top and how it drove them crazy that everyone suddenly loved them for this one song and their frustration i guess at fake people who just wanted to be with them for their fame.

This is also implied in the EP My Iron Lung (Iron Lung being a metaphor for the song "Creep" incase you didn't catch that).
Where do we go from here?
The words are coming out all weird
Where are you now when I need you?

And who are my real friends?
Have they all got the bends?
by souvie hut February 12, 2009
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Mercedes Bends

From the Eagles hit, Hotel California. A clever play on words by Don Henley, sounds like Mercedes Benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, "the bends". The lady in question is so wealthy she's detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.
She Mercedes bends right by that homeless guy.
by Evolved guppy January 13, 2015
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