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Butch Benchmark

The level obtained in examinations and tests by the big, dumb kid in the class and thus the minimum level every other respectable candidate should obtain.
'I did so bad in that test, I didn't even clear the butch benchmark'

LGR Benchmark 

The act of running Duke Nukem 3D on a PC for demonstration purposes
Did your PC pass the LGR Benchmark?
LGR Benchmark by ThePurpleDart September 5, 2017

benchmarks

1. A reference mark that something is measured against. The original benchmarks are places on the workbench used to measure common lengths of material, such as lumber.

2. In surveying, a "bench mark" (two words) is a post or other permanent mark established at a known elevation that is used as the basis for measuring the elevation of other topographical points.

In computer and Internet technology, the term may have any of these meanings:

1) A set of conditions against which a product or system is measured. PC magazine laboratories frequently test and compare several new computers or computer devices against the same set of application programs, user interactions, and contextual situations. The total context against which all products are measured and compared is referred to as the benchmark.

2) A program that is specially designed to provide measurements for a particular operating system or application.

3) A known product with which users are familiar or accustomed to that other newer products can be compared to.

4) A set of performance criteria which a product is expected to meet.
Laboratory benchmarks sometimes fail to reflect real-world product use. For this reason, Eric Raymond defines a benchmark as "an inaccurate measure of computer performance" and cites the "old hacker's saying" that "In the computer industry, there are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and benchmarks."

Still, benchmarks can be useful and some companies offer benchmark programs for downloading or a benchmark testing service on their own site.
benchmarks by Athene Airheart March 18, 2004

Benchmark test 

A dumb test that has nothing to do with what you learned or studied for, for the past 2 weeks
i studied geometry for 2 weeks strait but instead of a geometry benchmark test they gave me a calculus benchmark test.
Benchmark test by it cant be November 4, 2020

Benchmarktard 

An asshole so consumed by benchmark results, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
That dude is such a benchmarktard, he does this ever fall when new GPUs launch!
Benchmarktard by Klaatu9898 August 27, 2018

benchmarks

Tests that require fiercest analysis of a system.
That AMD Benchmarked faster than the Pentium 4.
benchmarks by A student March 23, 2004