benchmarketing 

Benchmarketing is the process of comparing one's business marketing processes to industry bests practices to find the ideal solution.

Steve: How do I know which is the right solution for my business?
Consultant: We can start by benchmarketing your business needs to match you with the best providers in the industry.

benchmarketing by Marketing_Genius March 31, 2012

benchmarketing 

The act of promoting software or hardware by publishing bogus benchmarks with cooked up numbers that makes the product look better than its predecessors and the competition.

As an advanced technique, have some blogger push the numbers instead of putting it out in a press release.

Our test suite shows it's 5% faster!

... benchmarketing at work.

benchmarketing by nkill March 17, 2009

Benchmarking 

The systematic process of becoming no better than anyone else.

After all the benchmarking we have done, I think we can finally boast that we are an LCD company.

Benchmarking by scanner1 June 5, 2011

Benchmarking 

To sit or be sitting on a bench or couch with no pants on.

"Gross dude! You're benchmarking my new sofa" -Will KitZel

Benchmarking by Will KitZel February 25, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019