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Bench Bitch 

The person in a group that works out who benches the lightest weight out of the entire group. Is assigned with cleaning up the workout area after the workout is over, also has to put weights on the bars. Hench "bitch" A new Bench Bitch is assigned every week after every person lifts their max. The person with the lowest max is the new Bench Bitch.

Other names for Bench Bitch:

Bar Sucker
Weight wash-out
Tony: Alright guys it's Monday you know what that means.

Everyone: groans
Tony: Suck it up pussies, Carl your up. . . . 15 minutes later
Tony: ok guys Max is officially the new Bench Bitch for this week.
Max: Shit
Carl: Go get me a fucking Gatorade
Bench Bitch by DaWizard April 15, 2013
Words you can keep

Bench Bitch 

A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.
Bench Bitch:Hey I bench 350.
Girl:But you're so short and fat ew.
Bench Bitch:Shit
Bench Bitch by Necrozma Beam December 31, 2020

Laguna Beach Bitch 

A girl who is very dramatic,gets money from her parents,is a rich bitch,a slut,and is very popular just like the girls from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach,
"That girl is nothing without her money,she's such a laguna beach bitch"

or

"lbb" - used in internet slang
Laguna Beach Bitch by Huntillary March 20, 2007

beach bitch

That beach bitch is sooooooo hot.
beach bitch by julesk April 17, 2019

beach bitch

A nasty bitch than hangs around on the beach.
Holy hell dude! Candi is such a beach bitch....she is awful!
beach bitch by fenetonseeto January 31, 2017

Back to the beach Bitch

The action of death in rust, resulting in the return to the beach naked with a rock and torch
"Boom! Back to the beach bitch!"

Big Boobie Bitch Bunch 

The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. An inclusive term to encompass the big busted community .
Girl 1: Omg you should totally wear this thin strapped tank top
Girl 2: I cannot. Sadly I am apart of the Big Boobie Bitch Bunch :/
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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