Bench Bitch

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The person in a group that works out who benches the lightest weight out of the entire group. Is assigned with cleaning up the workout area after the workout is over, also has to put weights on the bars. Hench "bitch" A new Bench Bitch is assigned every week after every person lifts their max. The person with the lowest max is the new Bench Bitch.

Other names for Bench Bitch:

Bar Sucker
Weight wash-out

Tony: Alright guys it's Monday you know what that means.

Everyone: groans
Tony: Suck it up pussies, Carl your up. . . . 15 minutes later
Tony: ok guys Max is officially the new Bench Bitch for this week.
Max: Shit
Carl: Go get me a fucking Gatorade

Bench Bitch by DaWizard April 15, 2013

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Bench Bitch

A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.

Bench Bitch:Hey I bench 350.
Girl:But you're so short and fat ew.
Bench Bitch:Shit

Bench Bitch by Necrozma Beam December 31, 2020

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Laguna Beach Bitch

A girl who is very dramatic,gets money from her parents,is a rich bitch,a slut,and is very popular just like the girls from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach,

"That girl is nothing without her money,she's such a laguna beach bitch"

or

"lbb" - used in internet slang

Laguna Beach Bitch by Huntillary March 20, 2007

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beach bitch

Surfer girl.

That beach bitch is sooooooo hot.

beach bitch by julesk April 17, 2019

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beach bitch

A nasty bitch than hangs around on the beach.

Holy hell dude! Candi is such a beach bitch....she is awful!

beach bitch by fenetonseeto January 31, 2017

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Back to the beach Bitch

The action of death in rust, resulting in the return to the beach naked with a rock and torch

"Boom! Back to the beach bitch!"

Back to the beach Bitch by King Kion April 12, 2026

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Big Boobie Bitch Bunch

The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. An inclusive term to encompass the big busted community .

Girl 1: Omg you should totally wear this thin strapped tank top
Girl 2: I cannot. Sadly I am apart of the Big Boobie Bitch Bunch :/

Big Boobie Bitch Bunch by quadrupleB February 5, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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