A true embodiment of the individual terms "bemis" and "derfer" (give those a quick Google, seriously). Nonetheless, a tireless worker and dedicated leader. Will often overwork herself, doing things for others that she neglects to delegate. Can be recognized in a crowd by her bleached hair and piercing laugh. Will bear no biological children, and yet a "sea momma" to many... and a mother to dozen(s) of stray cats. Can consume inhumane quantities of boxed wine and other inexpensive alcoholic beverages, yet still shows up to work on time. Is quite well off, although her fortune is largely un-invested and safely stored in her mattress and other low-APY CDs. Speaks Floridian English (Southern accent, but a bit swampy), and is best known by her perceived mating call "HURHURHUR", frequently used at the end of a conversation.
by watchstander21 April 14, 2021