beamesderfer 

When you take a shit so big that it makes your dick hard.

Man I went to taco bell last night and boy it gave me a beamesderfer.

beamesderfer by dusty 20 July 17, 2018

beamenderfer 

crazy sex act

dude, my girl friend gave me a beamenderfer last night

beamenderfer by EFQ March 11, 2009

Biemesderfer 

German for Falcon of Awesome.

Another word for someone who is fanfreakintastic and kolas.

Longest last name...ever

Dude, your totally a Biemesderfer

Biemesderfer by K&DBIEMESDERFERRRR August 10, 2010

bemisderfer 

A true embodiment of the individual terms "bemis" and "derfer" (give those a quick Google, seriously). Nonetheless, a tireless worker and dedicated leader. Will often overwork herself, doing things for others that she neglects to delegate. Can be recognized in a crowd by her bleached hair and piercing laugh. Will bear no biological children, and yet a "sea momma" to many... and a mother to dozen(s) of stray cats. Can consume inhumane quantities of boxed wine and other inexpensive alcoholic beverages, yet still shows up to work on time. Is quite well off, although her fortune is largely un-invested and safely stored in her mattress and other low-APY CDs. Speaks Floridian English (Southern accent, but a bit swampy), and is best known by her perceived mating call "HURHURHUR", frequently used at the end of a conversation.

"Coworker: I only made 9th percentile on my last exam."
"Bemisderfer: HURHURHUR!"

bemisderfer by watchstander21 April 14, 2021

beamenderfer 

a giant log turd

Mr. Holik: Did some beamenderfer on the toilet in the mens room?

beamenderfer by um-hi-yo April 2, 2009