belty hair

When your belly hair gets stuck in your belt buckle.

Ouch, my belty hair!

belty hair by Belty Hair November 25, 2022

Betty hair 

A polite way to refer to ones pubic hair.

I can tell I'm getting old, I found my first grey Betty hair today.

Betty hair by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

belly button hair film

This is the direct result of not owning a bedside rag. A belly button hair film occurs after you have goo'd on your stomach lying in bed. The goo gets on the hair between your pubes and your belly button, so you try to get it off by placing your thumb and fore fingers together and sliding them up the hairs. This gets the bulk of the goo off but leaves a film of goo between the hairs. And this is known, to me, as belly button hair film.

I tried to blow a bubble through my belly button hair film the other day, but failed.

belly button hair film by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005

Hairy Belt Buckle 

When one pulls up and hangs testicles and scrotum over the top of their pants, ensuring the penis stays hidden from view.
It is customary to draw the attention of unwitting bystanders to it.
Hands must not be securing the buckle in place.

That bastard Nathan burnt me with a hairy belt buckle this morning.

Hairy Belt Buckle by JonnyDiamonds January 28, 2009

hairy belly button

When you trim your pubes in the bathtub and stuff as many clippings as you can into your belly button.

That hairy belly button is gnarly!

hairy belly button by Carl Drogo April 4, 2015