5 definitions by Rob Lewis

belly button hair film

This is the direct result of not owning a bedside rag. A belly button hair film occurs after you have goo'd on your stomach lying in bed. The goo gets on the hair between your pubes and your belly button, so you try to get it off by placing your thumb and fore fingers together and sliding them up the hairs. This gets the bulk of the goo off but leaves a film of goo between the hairs. And this is known, to me, as belly button hair film.

I tried to blow a bubble through my belly button hair film the other day, but failed.

by Rob Lewis March 15, 2005

Sperious

Used like 'serious', in an expression of disbelief. Very ghetto, originates from the genuine ghetto gangsta flicks

Rob Lewis: I just did some hardcore turtle licking on my boyfriend last night!

Sexy Adam: Sperious man!? I always knew you were bent...

by Rob Lewis March 19, 2005

Turkey

this move takes years of training but can be a great crowd pleaser at an unlively barmitzvar or baptism. first you need a saggy sack, pinch your sack and pull it up over your balls and penis, make sure everything is tucked in. Then use your fingers to rearange your genitals into the correct position. If it is done correctly you can transform yourself to look exactly like a plucked christmas turkey. Amazing

Richard was so impressed when i showed him my turkey, however he said that I'd not plucked it well enough so he didn't eat it.

by Rob Lewis March 15, 2005

bedside rag

Often an old t-shirt, however any semi absorbant textile material will suffice. The bedside rag is kept beside your bed and is used for cleaning up the goo after you have shamefully loved yourself. There are several methods which can be employed when using the bedside rag. a)goo on your hand and wipe onto the rag, b)goo onto your stomach (could involve snail-trail-slime) or my favourite which is least messy c) put the rag on your stomach and goo straight onto it, this needs no after-goo clean up so you can go straight to sleep. This invention allows for the moment of bliss after gooing to kept on into the night, however it is best to throw it out after a while as it gets a bit mucky, and you have to start thinking of excuses why you've got an old stainfilled mickey mouse t-shirt next to your bed (see e.g).

mother: "whats that doing there, its been there for months, and it looks pretty dirty"
you; "dont worry mum, thats just an old art t-shirt of mine which gets glue on it every now and then"

girlfriend;" errrgh, what the hell's this"
you; "i have absolutely no idea, must be hunting season i guess?"

mate;"yo, homedogg what in fashizzles name is this, it looks like it's straight outta compton, f'shaw"
you;"no sweat bruv that just be me bedisde rag"

by Rob Lewis March 16, 2005

bedside rag

Usually an old t-shirt, this can be any textile material which is relatively absorbant. The rag is kept at your bedside and used to clean up the goo after you have finished your hand-loving. There are several methods which it is possible to use; goo into your hand and wipe;goo onto your stomach and wipe; or the most popular method is to rest the t-shirt on your stomach so you can goo straight onto it. The bedside rag lets you go to town without having to get up and clean yourself, so that you can sleep like a a dirty little baby.

"my mum found my bedside rag the other day, but i said it was an old art t-shirt which had gotten glue on it."

"my bedside rag smells of extra mature stilton"

by Rob Lewis March 15, 2005