bellyshit

Bellyshit (n.) – digested food which weighs heavy in the abdomen prior to expulsion, sometimes amassing after a large, fried meal.

"I feel like I’m holdin’ in about at least a gallon of bellyshit."

"You're either pregnant, or you're holding a lot of bellyshit. "

"Turkey? I'll pass. I really don't feel like having a bunch of bellyshit this week."

"That chick had a full tank of bellyshit when I was fucking her."

by Friar Gloam December 7, 2009

Bullshit Deflector

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).

Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.

by Teraknor April 23, 2016

george w bullshit

When something is so bullshit that its

George w bullshit

This is George w bullshit

by heisenberg must cook May 6, 2015

george w bullshit

The phrase used to state complete and utter lies told by politicians and the people who vote for them on the topic of politics and government.

A: So I voted in that one election last week-
B: That's George W. Bullshit, you were at Disneyland!

(george w bullshit)

by DSLNinja January 26, 2016

Total Bullshit

A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.

Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!

by Smedley Schmedley November 27, 2016

I ship the bullshit

Louis Tomlinson said Larry was complete bullshit, so we now ship the bullshit

GIRL 1- i ship the bullshit, do you?
Girl 2- yeah I ship Larry.

by LARRY/CAMREN/FREMIONE SHIPPER March 28, 2015

bitchass bullshit

A rather unique way to express distaste, disappointment, or just to say bullshit, especially said by Franklin Clinton.

"Do you have any copies of that book?"
"I'm sorry, but we're all sold out."
"Bitchass bullshit."

by GunnyMan4 July 14, 2016