bell ched 

bell end brie , knob cheese , helmuts choice , girlfriends anger , dirty bastard , get a shower ,come at me then.

I got in the shower and rolled back the hood and found a dairy farm.I thought what a prime example of a bell ched.

bell ched by mr smegma October 30, 2008

bell ched 

the cheese like substance found under the foreskin.. very gross...

dude your dads got bell ched..,
or the game "bellched avenue" to play simply pull up to sum1 in your car and ask them for directions to bell ched avenue.. ver amusing..

bell ched by el hazdog April 25, 2009

bell cheddar 

the secretions emitted by an unwashed cock

if you dont wash your cock you will find bell cheddar underneath your foreskin

bell cheddar by crompers November 6, 2007

bell-cheddar

The accumulation of bacteria underneath the foreskin (see 'smegma') of a male human or ape, often appearing cheese-like in both smell and taste.

Boyfriend: do you want anything from the supermarket?
Girlfriend: yes, get me some cheese.
Boyfriend: ok cheese it is.
Girlfriend: wait no.. i can still taste your bell-cheddar in my fucking mouth. forget it!

bell-cheddar by Mirrorrim September 7, 2008

Bell-Cheddar

Originated from the word Bellend, describes someone who lacks common sense and makes dumb decisions.

Can also mean a smelly/cheesy Penis Head

Bellend Cheddar Cheesy Dick Penis Penifirus Bell-Cheddar

Bell-Cheddar by DanH May 2, 2013

bell end cheddar 

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.

I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...

bell end cheddar by Pete May 22, 2005