bell-cheddar

The accumulation of bacteria underneath the foreskin (see 'smegma') of a male human or ape, often appearing cheese-like in both smell and taste.

Boyfriend: do you want anything from the supermarket?
Girlfriend: yes, get me some cheese.
Boyfriend: ok cheese it is.
Girlfriend: wait no.. i can still taste your bell-cheddar in my fucking mouth. forget it!

by Mirrorrim July 13, 2006

bell cheddar

the secretions emitted by an unwashed cock

if you dont wash your cock you will find bell cheddar underneath your foreskin

by crompers October 20, 2007

Bell-Cheddar

Originated from the word Bellend, describes someone who lacks common sense and makes dumb decisions.

Can also mean a smelly/cheesy Penis Head

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by DanH May 02, 2013

bell end cheddar

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.

I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...

by Pete May 18, 2005