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Dirty Belasco

When you pick up a whore down at the tavern, take her home, then realize your having a herpes flare-up, & your out of condoms, so u grab a sandwich bag, a gum band, some crisco, & make do.
I picked up a slut at the legion last night, but didn't have no weiner wrappers, so i did the Dirty Belasco, & hitter in the shitter !
Dirty Belasco by PeggerNick October 15, 2020
Related Words

belascbro 

refers to an individual, usually male, who has done something reminiscent of the suburban cult legend of belasco. usually used to characterize someone who has sustained a sport injury and will not seek medical attention and/or has alot of sex but is afraid to film it.

Could also refer to someone who is a "bro" and likes the comic book character belasco. this is used sarcastically.
Look at that limp, Kevin is being a real Belascbro

You're going to comicCon, real cool belascbro.

regular Belasko 

Someone who does things in a spectacular way. Phrase originally comes from The Great Gatsby; Belasko, apparently, was a Broadway producer in the early 20th Century.
Sue's a regular Belasko, dressing the way she does and fixing the party the way she has.
regular Belasko by Armstrong January 11, 2005

Belasconsal 

Furry 🤩😫
Ah yes Belasconsal smell like ass 😫😫😫
Belasconsal by P1207 July 26, 2021
(blasco)

To use a person by allowing them to think you have a relationship and are in love with them.

Also combined with denying the relationship after the fact.
"Dude, Madi totally blascoed me...."

"I'm gonna blasco this guy."
Blascoed by WeveBeenBlascoed March 28, 2015
Swell group of individuals with an unequivocal surname that can be traced back to the assholedome dynasty of the middle ages.
That Blasco, what a nice guy.
Blasco by MBD95er November 19, 2018