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belascbro 

refers to an individual, usually male, who has done something reminiscent of the suburban cult legend of belasco. usually used to characterize someone who has sustained a sport injury and will not seek medical attention and/or has alot of sex but is afraid to film it.

Could also refer to someone who is a "bro" and likes the comic book character belasco. this is used sarcastically.
Look at that limp, Kevin is being a real Belascbro

You're going to comicCon, real cool belascbro.
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A supervillian in the marvel universe. Also a grunge rock band. Not to be confused with the infamous punter from scarsdale high, who has become something of a cult legend in the suburbs outside of New York City.
I was hanging out with stevo, and he told us the legend of belasco
belasco by habadashery inc May 1, 2011
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Dirty Belasco

When you pick up a whore down at the tavern, take her home, then realize your having a herpes flare-up, & your out of condoms, so u grab a sandwich bag, a gum band, some crisco, & make do.
I picked up a slut at the legion last night, but didn't have no weiner wrappers, so i did the Dirty Belasco, & hitter in the shitter !
Dirty Belasco by PeggerNick October 15, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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